Harder than Rihanna...

Paperback copies of KTHNX are now available on Lulu.com!!!!!

KTHNX A LOT

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If you have a Kindle or a PC (You can download the free Kindle APP and purchase tons of books!) you can now purchase a copy of my novel, KTHNX!


It's 3 bucks. I mean, come on, dig some pennies out of the couch. 


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Meet You at Tha Crossroads...

You can now read the first chapter of KTHNX by clicking this image!

Enjoy! And take a second to Like KTHNX on Facebook!

KTHNX should be available on Amazon.com by 12/25/2011. It'll take a bit longer to show on other E-book platforms.

Sounds like a great Christmas present to yourself and others!

I'll keep you posted.
AED

Lowly Mortals, I Smite Thee

It's come to my attention that I possess rare and magnificent powers over men...

Gay men. Of course. I'm cursed.

It probably started around the time I was 12 or 13 and locked in my bedroom watching Rocky Horror Picture Show on VH1. You know, trying to do the mental Time Warp, because, well, fuck that I'm 13 and depressed. I ain't moving. All that fabness did something to my psyche. Now, I snap my fingers and gay men commit to my bidding.

There used to be a time, many moons ago, when being a nerd was way uncool. Nerds flocked to me like I was the female incarnation of Comic Con. Suddenly, 2011, being a nerd is cool. The guys who flirted with me while they played Everquest have gained a new swag.

How I do get my nerds back?

I miss the days of referring to sex as "leveling up".

I want my nerds back.

So, what exactly is Nerd Swag? And how do I get it back?

NERD SWAG DEFINED:

1. The power to bring up Batman in any conversation.

EX. "Godfrey, this wine is delicious! Where is it from?"
"The bat cave, Alfred's built a winery."

2. Mastering dramatic facial expressions.

EX. "What is Skyrim anyways? Some sort of rimjob on a skyscraper?"
"INSERT DRAMATIC FACIAL EXPRESSION"

3. Comparing your sexual partners to fictional fantasy/Sci-fi characters:
EX. "So, what was she like?"
"She was like Lara Croft, all about raiding my tomb!"

4. Finding nutrition from a toxic mixture of Doritos and Mountain Dew. Perhaps, you should purchase Wet Naps and Orbit?

5. Inviting that guy who works at Game Stop to Thanksgiving lunch before your romantic partner. (I know you asked him first. It was on Facebook.)







Gimme that Nerd Swag,
AED